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Heart attacks happen every twenty seconds in North America, taking a life
every minute. Heart attacks are caused when plaque builds up in the
arteries and restricts blood supply to the heart. Over-consumption of foods
such as bacon, steak, honey garlic pork, and fried chicken can be major
causes of plaque build up in the arteries.

Various forms of digital media are quite dangerous too. Over-consumption
of Anderson Cooper 360, Oprah, Entertainment Tonight, Survivor, TMZ,
and CBC Evening News can block an individual’s analytical filter, causing
the brain to accept anything in front of the eyes as reality. One is already
diseased if one is exposed to television, web, or Facebook updates via SMS.

There is no cure for information overload. Unlike food, once the message
gets in, it does not exit the body. However, there is treatment: daily visits to
Clottedartery.com, where you can combat the disease with multiple forms of
organic media including visual sensations and exercise for the literary
muscles on The Daily Bacon. Be warned, disease will relapse if treatment
stops.The emergency sector of Clotted Artery will do their best to offer treatment
and help stop media plaque build up.


Distributive Surgeons:

Ryan Andrew Mitchell
Vince Lo

Visual Doctors:
Alex Yelizarov
Tim Chui
Willy Wong

Pencil Radiologists:
Hugh Hidetoshi Izumi
Gracelle Bonifacio

Ryan Andrew Mitchell


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